The 243 Pound Orange, who was fined 25 Million Bucks for operating a scam university and just fined 2 Million Dollars more for stealing money raised for a kids cancer charity, was very concerned about corruption in Ukraine. Using his eighth grade cheat sheet, the 243 Pound Orange said "I want nothing. I want nothing. I want no quid quo pro." Unfortunately, that pirate ship has sailed. Ambassador Sondlands words: "...at the express direction of the President of the United States... so we followed the president's orders." There it is. Under questioning from Intelligence Committee chair Adam Schiff (D-California) about the specific nature of the quid pro quo between the Orange Man in the White House and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, Sondland said this: "He had to announce the investigations. He didn't actually have to do them, as I understood it." So, that means that in order for Zelensky to get the White House meeting he so badly wanted, he needed to simply announce that Ukraine was looking into Joe and Hunter Biden. Not conduct the investigation. Not prosecute anyone. Just announce it. #45 once described Sondland as "a really good man and great American" This week, about the man who bought an ambassadorship by giving $1 million to his inaugural, he said: "I don't know him well. He was with other candidates ... not me. Came in late." All you need to know is that Fox News and Sean Hannity gaslit their lemmings by saying Gordon Sondland's testimony won it for the Republicans: "It is over. It is done. This is the end of this." Hannity said on his radio show: "This couldn't be a better day for President Tr-mp." If you believe that, you're only watching Fox News. And your gift with purchase this week is the president's handwriting in a font... it's called Tiny Hands... and it's YOURS FOR FREE! Use it to write a love letter to your crazy uncle.

We are a month out from the end of the decade. We're entering the 20s. I want to take you back fifty years ago to 1969 when in the United States, black people still could not swim in the same pool as white people. There was a man named Mr. Rogers who broke a color barrier when he invited Officer Clemmons to cool his feet in the same pool. Over the holidays, I know many of us will see the new Tom Hanks movie A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, but do yourself a favor and watch a clip from the documentary Won't You Be My Neighbor about the monumental moment HERE when Mr. Rogers took a stand against racial inequality. As we hit the 20s, it's up to us to make a difference in this crazy world. If you want to help with the coming election try #PostcardsToVoters. It's a growing grassroots effort in which people handwrite friendly postcards urging voters from their mailbox to their ballot box. Text JOIN to (484) 275-2229. We've got to all put our feet in the pool and do our part!

Two cannibals are sitting around the Thanksgiving feast and having a conversation about all things family.
“I just can’t stand my mother-in-law,” one complains.
“I totally get it,” nods the other. “Why don’t you just stick with the mashed potatoes and gravy?”

One more, then I've got to get cooking...
What does a frustrated mama turkey tell her kids?
"If your father were alive to see the way you're acting, he would be rolling over in his gravy!"

It's November 23, 2019. Remember that there's always something to be thankful for at Thanksgiving. Even if it's simply not being a turkey. Wishing you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving.

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