What should currently be the lead story in every newspaper and on every newscast is the powerpoint presentation Former Guy's White House Chief Mark Meadows just turned over to the Jan. 6 committee. Have you heard about it? I'm guessing many of you haven't. It is a gun, there's smoke coming out of it, and he's holding it. I shows a clear, premeditated attempt to overthrow a free and fair election. Their idea, very specifically laid out in the PowerPoint titled “Election fraud, Foreign Interference & Options for 6 JAN,” was that the Orange Virus was to declare a national security emergency and have Vice President Pence delay Biden’s certification. Pence would then pursue one of three options: seat the Orange Virus's slate of electors over the objections of Democrats in key states, reject the Biden slate of electors, or delay the certification to allow for a “vetting” and counting of only “legal paper ballots.” Further, according to subpoenas issued by the Jan. 6 committee this week, the Former Guy met privately with rally organizers in the White House January 4th to literally give them their marching orders. WHY isn't this the talk of the land? The Power Point is this: a sitting impeached U.S. president did everything possible to illegally overthrow U.S. government. We should be screaming in the streets! "Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!"

What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.

What do you get for winning a muscle loss competition?
Atrophy!

Don't look at me like that! Did you hear that a hole has been found in the nudist camp wall? The police are looking into it.

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It's December 11, 2021. Christmas is two weeks away! Here's a look at New York City's window winter wonderland. And here's an idea... Buy a present for someone who doesn't expect it.

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