Scooter here. I have blogged. It's a really funny story up until the part where Mom almost falls down.
Mom said to remind you that the only way you can meet me in person is to take a class here at the house upstairs in Mom's classroom. She has two scheduled and I will give you a kiss if you sign up.
If you are allergic to dogs, it's OK. You can take her online class. My fur is real, not virtual. You can test this theory by putting your nose really close to my picture on your monitor. Did you sneeze? Didn't think so.