Valentine cards, shmalentine cards. Pfft. When I say V-card what do you think of? Hmmm, yeah, I know.
Could you imagine if you were suddenly thrown on to an episode of "This Is Your Life" (for all of you under 40, it was an old game show where they found the most obscure people from your life and brought them on to surprise you)?
How surprised would you be to see that person that you handed that over to?
Would it be someone from first grade? Okay, just kidding, maybe fifth. LOL.
Are you still with them? Hell, are you still with me?
Have you ever read a romance book and the story is about a virgin and you're like, yeah, no, never gonna happen? There's no way in hell a virgin is going for five rounds with eight inches.
Or, my personal favorite of the historical romances, when she loses it while horseback riding. WHAT? Was she straddling the pommel?
Well anyway, however you lost it I hope you have enjoyable memories if not from when it happened then now as you look back and laugh.
And remember,
Roses are red.
Violets are nice.
But the best valentine gift.
Is vodka on ice.
Love,
Danielle