Bruce Littlefield Dinner Party Talk
 
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Dinner Parties are OFF!

We're waking up this weekend in a whole new world. We're learning that our "president" ignored repeated warnings from the intelligence community about the coming coronavirus pandemic. As of this morning we're at 30,000+ cases and rising fast and our "leader" is referring to coronavirus as the “Chinese virus” and saying things like: "People are dying who have never died before." We all feel like screaming, "Waaaaaaah!" But let's you and me concentrate on the good things you hear this week and the good people around us. Hats off to Governor Cuomo in NY who is defining what leadership is. A high-five to people like Jayde Powell, a pre-med student at the University of Nevada, who has organized "Shopping Angels," a group of volunteers to provide free grocery delivery to the sick and elderly and the family. Here are more heartwarming stories of generosity and community spirit that you need right now. Folks, we will get through this. Stay positive. Help others. Find some fun with those you're quarantined with. And remember that the cream rises to the top, so take this forced regroup to figure out how to share your best self with the world.

BREAKING (IT TO YOU) NEWS

While we're all distracted the Justice Department this week moved to drop its cases against 13 Russian nationals and three Russian entities indicted as part the FBI's investigation into Russian election interference. Mueller's charges in this case involved the "Internet Research Agency," an infamous Russian "troll factory" that focused on sowing political discord during the 2016 race by using Russian bots to spread fake news and pro-Orange propaganda on Facebook, Twitter, and other social-media platforms. The 13 Russian nationals charged were indicted for working in "various capacities to carry out" the agency's "interference operations targeting the United States." And voter beware: they are at it again.

Defining moment

"keeping it 100" - This means you're acting in a way that's true to yourself and aligned with your values, as well as being respectful to others. Use this response when you 100% agree with a statement. If you want to be really with it, instead of saying, "One-hundred percent" you might say "hundo p." But please only use it when you are super positive about something.

Clean out aisle 9!

Let's get to the issue of the tissue... If you've gone to the grocery store (which I hope you have), you've noticed there are a few empty aisles. Meats, fresh veggies, and... toilet paper. "Why oh why did we take our toilet paper for granted? I don’t know I guess it just didn’t seem that important. Well I guess it is!!” Here's living legend Carol Burnett's Toilet tissue fiasco. She has family drama. "Dear Mom, Your toilet paper isn't soft enough so I went to the library. Love, Your Son." "Dear Mom, I ran off with a motorcycle gang that had softer toilet paper. Love, Your Daughter." To get thru this virus find the things that make you laugh. I promise we will get back to normal in the meantime, you must stay positive, even if you got stuck with scratchy toilet paper.

Look for the good, people!

Here are some ideas to keep you and yours from getting whacky shacky. The streaming platform BroadwayHD offers a seven-day free trial, and you can watch everything from "Cats" to “Kinky Boots,” "Bye Bye Birdie" to "Elaine Stritch." Google Arts & Culture offers tours of museums around the world and in depth looks into their collections. Take a trip to the San Diego Zoo via their live cameras that allow virtual visitors to see what the penguins, tigers, koalas and other animals are up to. Take this paradigm shift to discover new things!

Overheard

▪ "Maybe that Chinese lady calling our cell phones has been trying to warn us for months."
▪ "This is the first time in history we can save civilization by lying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Don't screw it up."
▪ "There’s a great piece of real estate in Hell for him."
▪ "This whole thing is like being smothered in beige."
"Maybe that Chinese lady calling our cell phones has been trying to warn us for months."
"This is the first time in history we can save civilization by lying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Don't screw it up."
"There’s a great piece of real estate in Hell for him."
"This whole thing is like being smothered in beige."

Last laugh

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"This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING." Seriously, we have to find things that make us laugh. Here's one:

I'm giving up drinking for a month.

Oops. Bad punctuation.

I'm giving up. Drinking for a month.

Fortune cookie wisdom

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Love they neighbor. From a distance.

It's March 24, 2020. Spring has blossomed. Scott and I are on lockdown at the farm. Day 9 of self-isolation... and we've been having a lot of FaceTime cocktails. Try it. You'll like it!

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