Monday, 14th February
Otherwise known as Valentine’s Day. Val’s Day. V Day. VD. Oh look, that’s the same abbreviation as for Venereal Disease, and what a coincidence that both are a potential, unfortunate consequence of entering into a romantic liaison – if you’re not careful.
Ahem. Sorry for being crude. But we’re not wild about Valentine’s Day. All it brings is horrible pressure all round, whether you're single or taken. Naturally, we have much to say about this. Visit the blog and hear us roar about Valentine’s Day. Then please leave quietly.